Okunen Anime 2.0

The rain outside hits the window as a green frog paces around filled with anticipation and urine. “He said he would meet me here.” The not easy being green fellow brow begins to drip in unison with the pour outside. “I mean he wanted to meat me here.” He continues with a chuckle.

“Ha. Ho. Ha. He. He. Ha.” Is heard outside the door as the voice continues. “Ha. He. He. Oh. Oh. Ha.” As a man with green hair and white war paint upon his face. “And I thought.” The man says with a pause. “MY jokes…were bad.”

The Joker enters the hotel suite with a thunderous crash outside mimicking the yearning pain they both feel for each other in their illustrious loins. They quickly embrace each other, looking deep into one’s eyes. “Joker” Kermit said. “Please don’t keep me waiting again.”

“Well,” Joker said as his fingertips graze Kermit’s cheek. “better I come late than to come at all. And I do want to come.”

“Then you’re in the right place.” Kermit says with a wink. “Kermit T. Frog here. The T stands for Temptation.”

Joker snickered. “Here I thought it was the snake that was tempting. Not the frog.” Both laugh as their erections poke each other.

”Joker” Kermit continued without hiding his love that’s hitting Joker’s thigh. “I was afraid you wouldn’t show up.” Kermit says as he looks down.

“Listen,” Joker says as he brings Kermit’s chin up. “Do I look like a man who jokes around?”

They both giggle as Kermit lays his head on the Joker’s chest. “I didn’t know you were….well, you know.”

“Not always. I usually am when I’m” Joker answered as he then cups Kermit’s balls with his right hand. “feeling froggy.”

Their lips finally connect. Their passion unfolds with each and every break for air their lips grant. Kermit tries his best to take the Joker’s clothes off yet his hands feel flat. The Joker begins to help. “You should see my flower. It squirts.” Joker says. “You mean your corsage on your suit?” Kermit replies. Joker answers with a wink. “No.”

They stand fully erect with one another. Their passion and energy connecting and touching along with their dicks. The Joker flings Kermit to the bed as he kisses his entire body. Kermit losing himself into the pillow while arching his back. The Joker then wastes no time and begins biting on Kermit’s green pubes (which matches his own green hair) and begins to pull on it hard. Kermit lets out an emphatic moan as his body begins to shake from excitement. Kermit almost loses his mind and bowels from the passion shown from The Joker.

The Joker begins to lick Kermit’s balls while he uses his right hand to rub and jerk Kermit off. “I’m not doctor but you can turn your head and cough if you like.” The Joker jests. “This may….sting a little. By little, of course, I mean very much!” As The Joker jerks Kermit off, the electric buzzer hidden in his hand begins to make Kermit just scream with ecstasy, pain and more ecstasy.

After a few minutes, Kermit can bare no more and just unleashes his power frog juice onto Joker’s face. They both get up and look directly at each other. “I need to share a secret with you.” Joker says. Kermit tries to regain his breath “What is it?”

“This isn’t really make up on my face…” Joker reveals.

“Oh!” Kermit says with enthusiasm.

“Ok!” Joker responds with a big grin. “My turn!”

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oMg, i have to say that was one yaoi story that i truly wish i had never read... wasn't sure whether to laugh or vomit

except for the "his hands were flat" part, that was funny

the rest was...

- i think i need therapy now ... ewwwww!